Expectativas

Do you ever wish you'd never worn that swan dress to the Oscars ceremony in 2001?

What surprises me is that they thought I was trying to fit in but got it wrong, that I expected everyone to be wearing peacock dresses and gorilla outfits!... What they don't mention is that I had brought six ostrich eggs with me and I was dropping them carefully on the red carpet. But other people's bodyguards kept picking them up and saying in their thick American accents, "'Scuse me, mam, you dropped this."       

Björk